Ok here's my very first sketches. Be gentle with me 
They're sorta related so I've put them together I was thinking of linking them in some way.
Possessed
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SCENE 1. INT. THE LOCAL PUB – NIGHT (22.30)
DAVE (LATE 30’S) AND MAN (EARLY 20’S) ARE AT THE BAR DRINKING A PINT AND TALKING. DAVE IS VERY DRUNK.
DAVE:
I just want to meet someone, y’know?
Someone to come home to (BEAT) Someone to be there for you (BEAT) Someone to -
DAVE TURNS TOWARDS MAN WHO IS NOW PASSIONATELY KISSING A YOUNG WOMAN
DAVE:
Oh, for God’s sake
DAVE DOWNS PINT
DAVE:
(TO BARMAN) Same again
SCENE 2. INT. NIGHTCLUB – NIGHT (2.00)
DAVE IS DANCING WILDY WITH PINT IN HAND. HE SLIPS ON PINT SPILLAGE AND LANDS HURTING ARM. GETTING UP HE SEES A LONE MOBILE PHONE LYING ON FLOOR. [TEXT READS:FANCY A DRINK?] DAVE REACTS CONFUSED
SCENE 2. INT. DAVES BEDROOM – DAY (8.14)
DAVE IS SLEEPING AND GRADUALLY WAKES UP. HE TURNS OVER AND SEES MOBILE PHONE ON THE PILLOW NEXT TO HIM. HE PULLS BACK STARTLED AND SCRAMBLES TO GET DRESSED. HE KNOCKS OVER EMPTY BOTTLE OF VODKA. HE PICKS UP BOTTLE AND SPOTS A MOBILE PHONE COVER ON THE FLOOR. HE SLOWLY PICKS IT UP. IT IS RIPPED. HE DROPS IT AND GASPS. HE EDGES TOWARDS DOOR.
DAVE:
Er…I have to go to work. I’ll…er…call you?
DAVE EXITS
SCENE 4. INT. DAVE’S LIVING ROOM – NIGHT(6.30)
MOBILE PHONE IS PROPPED UP ON ARMCHAIR. DAVE ENTERS WITH MAIL. HE DROPS KEYS ON TABLE AND SORTS THROUGH MAIL. HE NOTICES PHONE AND JUMPS (DROPS MAIL). HE GLANCES TOWARDS CEILING THEN TO THE PHONE. HE SLOWLY APPROACHES PHONE POKES IT AND BACKS AWAY.
DAVE:
(UNDER BREATH) Probably some stupid joke (BEAT) Yeah, the bastards – I’ll get ‘em…
DAVE WALKS AWAY.
MOBILE PHONE RINGS. DAVE STOPS AND SLOWLY TURNS AND LOOKS AT PHONE. HE RELUNCTANTLY ANSWERS THE CALL.
DAVE:
Hello?
Phone:
(FX-COMPUTER VOICE) You have received one new voice text: I – love – you
DAVE SCREAMS AND THROWS PHONE THROUGH WINDOW
END
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Conservation
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SCENE 1. INT. SHOP – DAY
CASHIER AT TILL WAITING IN SHOP. DAVE ENTERS CHOOSES A BOXED ITEM TO BUY AND HANDS IT TO THE CASHIER
DAVE:
Hi, I’d like to buy this phone but I was wondering if you could give me some money off?
CASHIER:
Our sale ended last week, Sir
DAVE:
I know. The thing is I don’t want the packaging. I think it’s a waste and really bad for the environment. Could I just pay for the phone, and you could omit the packaging? What’s the packaging worth…say five quid? Maybe that’s a bit generous…
CASHIER GLANCES AT QUEUE OF CUSTOMERS BUILDING UP
CASHIER:
I don’t really think I am authorised to do that, Sir. In any case, it would probably void the warranty if I did.
DAVE;
(GRADUALLY GETTING LOUDER) Void the warranty? Void the warranty?! If I refuse to accept the cardboard box with a printed picture on it, and the egg box of a compartment inside,(CASHIER:- Sir…)
- the instructions that people smell instead of read because the ink gets them high and the little twisty sticks which you can’t seem to buy anywhere
(CASHIER:- Sir, Please…)
– if I refuse all these useless items it voids my warranty?
CASHIER:
OK…Alright (IN A LOWER TONE) I’ll knock the five pound off, but I could really get into trouble for this.
CASHIER HANDS DAVE PHONE WITHOUT PACKAGING, DAVE HANDS CASHIER MONEY
DAVE:
Thank you (BEAT) You see? Saving the environment isn’t that hard now is it? Cardboard packaging, plastic bags, tin foil (BEAT) it really is unnecessary in this world. We as a society should have moved on by now, don’t you think?
CASHIER:
Would you like a bag with that, Sir?
DAVE:
Er…yeah go on then
End
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The part where the cashier interrupts - that should be at on the right, so it doesn't break up Dave's speech. But I can't get it like that for some reason.