For applying that spray-on tan in his avatar?
Aaron, can we forgive him?
No. Could be shortest thread ever.
who is that guy in the avatar
I'll forgive him, for two packets of jelly tots.
I thought you always held out for three. Floozy.
No, that's me. 
Oh yeh. Sorry. 
But when Jelly Tots are concerned it really is true!
I only sell my soul for Cadbury's Buttons. They're superlicious. I have morals 
Ah like my dad. I used to walk home with one of my friends and the girl in the sweet shop would have packets of Jelly Tots ready because it's what we always bought.
Spray-on tan?! Tans are horrible!
I will never forgive him EVER!
I can in fact reveal that the avatar is a 19th century sepia tone pictograph and Aaron is actually 132 years of age.
Doesn't surprise me in the least. With Aaron's medieval views on life the universe and everything I'd say it predated even that estimation. He once tried to persuade me that the Earth was flat. What a plonker. Everyone knows it's a deckaweckerreckerhedron.
...for he knows not what he does? 