A couple of months ago I jarred my thumb on a satsuma. It *really* hurt for about three days afterwards. It was frankly ridiculous.
Dan
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*sniggers*
Sorry. But yeah. How did you manage that exactly? :-/
Those satsuma skins are harder to pierce than you first might think...
Stop laughing at the back!
Dan
My dad just managed to run into a tree, piercing a thorn through the top cartillage of his ear in the process. He knew something was there, but continued his run, and came home with it still through the top!
Bloody hell!
My dad used to get chased by dogs on his runs. So he ended up taking a big stick.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ April 27 2008, 12:43 PM BSTMy dad just managed to run into a tree, piercing a thorn through the top cartillage of his ear in the process. He knew something was there, but continued his run, and came home with it still through the top!
My confidence in the police force grows.
He understands why I said getting my cartillage pierced hurt now!
I remember my Dad telling me he hurt himself one sports day. He was running with the javelin, it stuck in the ground and he ran into it. He speared himself doing the javelin. And he's black.
I shouldn't laugh, but that is rather amusing. 
Quote: Luka @ April 28 2008, 11:01 AM BSTI remember my Dad telling me he hurt himself one sports day. He was running with the javelin, it stuck in the ground and he ran into it. He speared himself doing the javelin. And he's black.
And the they all pointed and said 'Asagi'. (Thats-the-guy). Well it worked for Max Boyce.
My sister once threw a fork at me and it stuck in my forehead. I had a line of four red dots on my head for a while.
My Dad once pulled a muscle in his neck throwing a sock at his girlfriend. Tres amusing.
Quote: ian_w @ April 28 2008, 3:59 PM BSTMy sister once threw a fork at me and it stuck in my forehead. I had a line of four red dots on my head for a while.
Quote: EllieJP @ April 28 2008, 4:01 PM BSTMy Dad once pulled a muscle in his neck throwing a sock at his girlfriend. Tres amusing.
DOMESTIC VIOLENCE!
(Although the bitch no doubt deserved it.)
Ah, this was the nice girlfriend before he got rid of her and married the bitch he's with now.
Ah. Maybe she got rid of him if he was abusing her with LEAD LINED SOCKS! 