Guns guns guns

NEWS READER

The Chinese ship full of weapons bound for Zimbabwe has been turned back from South Africa. There are worrying reports, it's contents may have been sold onto other power hungry, unstable leaders.

Now over to the Mayoral hustings.

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Sounds off loud gun battle.

NEWSREADER2

I think we know who bought the guns.

BORIS JOHNSON

Top of the world Ma!

KEN

Are you looking at me you scruffy, toff!

PADDICK

It's not fair you both got guns, I want one, you never let me play.

The trouble with this one is that without establishing setting, character, etc., it will be difficult to know it's Boris and Ken.

I guess I was hoping the voices would be strong enough.

I think you're stretching for that, as the Tilt performers, while they can do voices, aren't from the Rory Bremner vein. It's a lot to ask. Still a shame, I suppose. Who knows, they may surprise and use it. Maybe one could use spliced audio from the real people.