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Quote: thing @ April 23 2008, 12:14 PM BST

One for you Curt cos it was the 1976 Montreal Olympics.

Huge Cuban 400m runner with a 9ft stride was competing. Famous British commentator David Coleman said, ''and there goes Juantorena down the back straight, opening his legs and showing his class.''

Laughing out loud I think I will call it that from now on myself.

Simon Groom on Blue Peter after a piece on the replacement of a medieval door knocker with a fibreglass replacement, Groom described them as "a beautiful pair of knockers".

I heard Emlyn Hughes on a kids program once say to a young sportswoman:

"Not only have you got a great pair of legs, you've got great boots too."

Poor girl thought he said 'boobs' - verging on sexual harassment on live TV.

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