Urghhhhhhhh!
I have been so ick.
Pooping & puking at the exact same time. The decisions I have had to make too.
Do I sit on the loo to poop & puke on the floor or vice versa.
Its all my mans fault. He caught it off some Singapore delegate at his work & now it has spread through my house.
I am starving yet can not eat a thing. As soon as I do it all comes back up or out. Even water wont stay down, or in. Poooooooooor Larlene!!!!!!
Having just started a new job I took a day sick & felt so guilty about it I went in & worked some hours that evening. I could just imagine how good it would look if I had puked on a client or shat myself while talking to them.
Sign here Madam Blurghhhhhhhhhh, sorry let me just move those lumps to one side for you.
I have been through every pair of pants I own & 4 pairs of my husbands boxer shorts. All in the space of a few hours. Do you know what sympathy I get from him. None. I get screamed at for soiling his boxers. What a heartless wanker.
So I have popped on here to get some sympathy from my BSG buddies, while I shit my computer chair & puke on the keyboard.
