That is also my guess, Mr Williams!
Quote: Perry Nium @ April 20 2008, 2:07 PM BSTHere's Lucy doing some rude stuff. Doesn't seem right.
Doesn't she always do "rude stuff"? She told me she didn't know if she wanted to mother me or f**k me...
F*** you Dara O'Briain, you big twat Page 4
Sounds a little incestuous to me!
Quote: Aaron @ April 20 2008, 2:25 PM BSTThat is also my guess, Mr Williams!
Doesn't she always do "rude stuff"? She told me she didn't know if she wanted to mother me or f**k me...
She just looks far too lovely and innocent to be saying "c**t". "Lady garden" maybe. "Pant Hamster" perhaps. But not the See You Next Tuesday word.
Is it Michael Barrymore?
Oh please at least give us another hint. If he's a git then he deserves to have a couple more people know about it. (You can always add the odd 'allegedly' if you're nervous!)
go on give us a clue!
Quote: roscoff @ April 20 2008, 1:54 AM BSTA friend of mine got onto 'Who Wants to be a Millionaire' and said Chris Tarrant was a right laugh in the green room afterwards. However I have heard conflicting comments. My former brother-in-law met him and said he was a complete c**t. Takes ya choice.
He was an arse when I worked with him in Theatre, many years ago. I told him so too.
Quote: Aaron @ April 20 2008, 2:25 PM BSTThat is also my guess, Mr Williams!
Doesn't she always do "rude stuff"? She told me she didn't know if she wanted to mother me or f**k me...
Ooooh did you meet her then?
Quote: Perry Nium @ April 20 2008, 4:59 PM BSTShe just looks far too lovely and innocent to be saying "c**t". "Lady garden" maybe. "Pant Hamster" perhaps. But not the See You Next Tuesday word.
Nah, c**t is good coming from a small petite woman.
Quote: Charley @ April 20 2008, 5:49 PM BSTOoooh did you meet her then?
Haha, kind of, ish.
Quote: Charley @ April 20 2008, 5:49 PM BSTNah, c**t is good coming from a small petite woman.
Ohh yeah. 
Quote: Perry Nium @ April 20 2008, 2:00 PM BSTWell Susan Maughan WAS famous - very famous - in the sixties. As for the other thing - my lips are sealed. I'll say one thing - he used to be a game show host. And no it's not Jim Davidson.
Was it Roy Walker?
Quote: Perry Nium @ April 20 2008, 1:49 AM BSTIt might burst a few bubbles.
Spill it!!
I can't imagine anyone is THAT big a fan of any TV presenter.
Quote: Winterlight @ April 20 2008, 11:22 AM BSTYou work at Cheltenham Town Hall? Are you the mayor?
No, I'm some beardy tit who does lights and other such dull crap.
Unlike most town halls, ours is a venue rather than a building full of crusty f**kers taking 40 years to decide whether to put more books in the library.
Quote: catskillz @ April 20 2008, 9:23 PM BSTWas it Roy Walker?
Roy Walker: "Ahh, it's good, but it's not white"
Bruce (having thrown a rock at a black man) "Good aim, good aim"
Quote: Seefacts @ April 20 2008, 9:29 PM BSTSpill it!!
I can't imagine anyone is THAT big a fan of any TV presenter.
Bruce (having thrown a rock at a black man) "Good aim, good aim"
BIG fan of Harry Hill here.
What about Jasper Carrott? Then again, it's someone who USED to present a gameshow, so it can't be him.
Quote: Perry Nium @ April 20 2008, 1:49 AM BSTWe could turn this into a Viz-style "Celebrity C**ts" thread. Anyone else had any bad dealings with the great and the good of showbiz?
I'll throw my effort in - I used to be a Pontins Bluecoat and Susan Maughan (Bobby's Girl) was an absolute nightmare. She told me to "F**k off and die" because I accidentally walked in on her as she was glueing her wig on.
Really that was quite a reasonable response I think.
Quote: roscoff @ April 20 2008, 1:54 AM BSTA friend of mine got onto 'Who Wants to be a Millionaire' and said Chris Tarrant was a right laugh in the green room afterwards. However I have heard conflicting comments. My former brother-in-law met him and said he was a complete c**t. Takes ya choice.
Did you see his ex got off her driving ban because she has to drive her 16 year old son to school and they can't afford taxis.
GET A FUCKING BUS YOU LAZY BASTARD!
Quote: Griff @ April 20 2008, 9:37 PM BSTOoh I went to Cheltenham Town Hall last year to see The Animals play. Even though I am an old man of 40, I think I was the youngest person in the audience by about 100 years. They were good though. I love "We Gotta Get Out Of This Place".
I bet Eric Burdon wasn't singing though was he?
Quote: Seefacts @ April 19 2008, 7:59 PM BSTNicest, for the record - Lucy Porter! Lovely Lucy Porter. Followed by Tim Vine and Ross Noble.
Lucy is the local girl made good. Must go and see her at Kingston soon - unless I've missed it!
Quote: Seefacts @ April 19 2008, 7:59 PM BSTNicest, for the record - Lucy Porter! Lovely Lucy Porter. Followed by Tim Vine and Ross Noble.
I imagine Ross Noble is lovely. Shocked about Dara though! I always thought of him as cuddley!
God, meeting Ross Noble. He is one of my comedy heroes! I'm so jealous!
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ April 21 2008, 12:33 AM BSTShocked about Dara though! I always thought of him as cuddley!
He does seem a bit smarmy and in love with himself though.
Tim Vine is a well-known Christian so he should be nice.
Quote: Griff @ April 20 2008, 9:37 PM BSTI love "We Gotta Get Out Of This Place".
Space did a good cover of that back in 1998.