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If you were a superhero... Page 3

You're all losers to PORCUPINE MAN!!!!! A little prick for every eventuality.!

Quote: sootyj @ April 18 2008, 9:33 PM BST

I was thinking of becoming captain ELvis,

I'd leave criminals all shook up, and no one would be able to evade my suspicious mind.

Would your secret base be Heartbreak Hotel, and you'd have a wooden heart to avoid falling in tender love and being hurt by Marie (the name of your latest flame). And like, keeping peace when the prisoners rock? And stuff like that?

Sorry, that was shameful.

Quote: sootyj @ April 18 2008, 9:33 PM BST

I was thinking of becoming captain ELvis,

I'd leave criminals all shook up, and no one would be able to evade my suspicious mind.

Would your secret base be Heartbreak Hotel, and you'd have a wooden heart to avoid falling in tender love and being hurt by Marie (the name of your latest flame). And like, keeping peace when the prisoners rock? And stuff like that?

Sorry, that was shameful.

Quote: roscoff @ April 18 2008, 11:14 PM BST

You're all losers to PORCUPINE MAN!!!!! A little prick for every eventuality.!

Sounds like you have the same powers as Barely-A-Man!

Quote: Gavin @ April 18 2008, 9:22 PM BST
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Wow I love it!

the Dino-might! The ability to turn int a Dinosaur, fling dynamite like bombs and an infinite amount of Dinosaur/dynamite puns.
Captain Retrospect: "Listen Dino-might we have to make a plan this time"
Dino-Might "What do I look like to you a velociraptor or a philosoraptor?.... chump!"
Captain Retrospect: "Hmmm...should have left myself open like that".

I wouldn't like Captain Retrospect! Too many things to look back on in my amazingly long life of 16 years lol!

Kitchy McQueen - fastest debit card in the south west. With my magic belt containing all my superhero needs - a Pink cake laser, super strength needle and thread, pez dispenser filled with mini bombs, super charged energy choc bar ( with marshmellow filling ), and a mirror.....just in case. On my rocket rollerboots with my sidekick Molly the wonder pup, we go around spreading love and fluffy thing, prefering to sit our villians down and discussing our problems over a nice cup of tea and a french fancy.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ April 20 2008, 11:47 PM BST

Kitchy McQueen - fastest debit card in the south west.

LOL.

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