I need some quickie animal jokes in the Q+A style in the next coople of hours. Anyone know any? eg:
What do you get when you cross a rooster and peanut butter?
-A cock that sticks to the roof of your mouth!
They don't have to be rude though. Really struggling here!
How about:
What's black and white and red all over?
A penguin in a blender.
what do you get when you cross a duck with a kangaroo?
Ducktor Who
Fab, keep em coming
what do you get when you cross a donkey with a mole
an asshole
what do you get when you cross a Jack Russell with a Shi-tzu?
Jack shit
What do you get when you cross a hyena with a herd
a laughing stock.
What do you get if you cross a mackeral with a racoon.
a macaroon
.......
these are all off the top of my head folks 
What do you call a three-legged donkey?
A Wonkey
What's grey and has a trunk?
A mouse going on hoilday!
What do you call a chimpanzee crossed with a baboon?
George Bush
what kind of bees produce milk?
Boobees.
bees are a sort of animal right ?
What do you get when you cross a Labrador with a Pitbull?
Brad Pitt
Where do you find a down-and-out octopus?
On squid row.
Why do dogs lick their balls?
Because they can.
Why is there no aspirin in the jungle?
Cos the parrots-eat-em-all
How do you make a cat go woof?
Douse it in petrol and set fire to it.
How do you make a dog go meow?
Freeze, it and cut it up with a chainsaw.
Why did the lion f**k the chihuahua?
Because it could.
Why do you wrap masking tape round hamsters?
So they don't burst when you f**k 'em.
What do you call a virgin Welsh sheep?
Ugly
What do you call a sheep tied to a lamppost in Cardiff?
Leisure centre.
Why do scientists experiment on Chavs instead of rats.
Because there's somethings even a rat won't do.
or
there'll never be a rspChav
Definition of S&M
slug f**king a salty chip
Definition of vanity
Fly raping a rhino, and apologising
What do you call a dinosaur who eats vindaloo?
A mega-sore-arse
Why do elephants have big trunks?
They'd silly in trillbys
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
You pick buns up with that?
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot
Knock knock?
Who's there?
An interrupting cow.
An interruptin...
MOOOOO.
I thank you.
I haven't seen that, I think it can definitely be classified as 'an old chestnut'
Quote: sootyj @ April 17 2008, 6:19 PM BSTWhy is there no aspirin in the jungle?
Cos the parrots-eat-em-all
Hehe that's my favourite! My parents couldn't believe I'd never heard it before. 