Mayonnaisse - at least it works for me.
Quiz ya! Page 38
By all accounts, shoving something up the back passage sometimes works.
Is this a problem you've been having for a long time, Thing?
20. Your head?
20. A piece of wood and a few nails?
20. Concrete?
20. Anal?
Quote: zooo @ April 26 2008, 1:03 AM BSTBy all accounts, shoving something up the back passage sometimes works.
Is this a problem you've been having for a long time, Thing?
20. Viagra.
20. A hand.
20. David Tennant naked. Err, I mean, erm *panics* Angelina Jolie naked?
:-/
Quote: zooo @ April 26 2008, 1:03 AM BSTBy all accounts, shoving something up the back passage sometimes works.
Is this a problem you've been having for a long time, Thing?
I have no hang ups at all Miss Zooo: If that is what you recommend I shall be off now to try it immediately! Anything in particular? I can send the video.
A model of Marge Simpson. Hair-end first. Works a treat.
Or a teaspoon.
I would lend you my sonic screwdriver! But I'd rather keep this one pure and innocent.
Aaron might help you out. But maybe he should stay pure and innocent too...
stand-up comedy
Quote: zooo @ April 26 2008, 1:08 AM BSTI would lend you my sonic screwdriver! But I'd rather keep this one pure and innocent.
Aaron might help you out. But maybe he should stay pure and innocent too...
Electrodes?
Quote: zooo @ April 26 2008, 1:08 AM BSTI would lend you my sonic screwdriver! But I'd rather keep this one pure and innocent.
I'm sure your need is greater than ours.
Quote: zooo @ April 26 2008, 1:10 AM BSTElectrodes?
Cripes.
Quote: David Chapman @ April 26 2008, 1:10 AM BSTI'm sure your need is greater than ours.
They would probably just kill it. 
My sonic screwdriver is staying unmolested, thank you very much!
We'd kill your sonic screwdriver, you mean?
Quote: zooo @ April 26 2008, 1:08 AM BSTI would lend you my sonic screwdriver! But I'd rather keep this one pure and innocent.
Aaron might help you out. But maybe he should stay pure and innocent too...
Sorry? I thought we talking pleasure not pain?
Quote: Aaron @ April 26 2008, 1:12 AM BSTWe'd kill your sonic screwdriver, you mean?
Nope, electrodes + men's naughty bits = bad.