Just a quick idea (with help from Sootyj). I dunno if it works. So I'll let you decide. Thanks.
MAN (IAN) HAS BROKEN HIS LEG , HE IS TALKING TO THE NURSE.
Nurse
Mr Davis please.
Ian
That's me (HOPS OVER TO NURSE)
Nurse
(SMILES) Ah, a broken leg I see.
Ian
Yeah, bloody hurts as well. Is there anywhere I can sit down because I don't know how much longer I can hop for.
Nurse
Well, there will be when you get to the broken leg department.
Ian
(STILL HOPPING) Ah, ok, where's that then?
Nurse
Just around the corner, There will be someone up there to meet you.(SMIILES AND WALKS OFF)
(HOPS AROUND THE CORNER TO REVEAL HUNDREDS OF STEPS AND A LIFT THAT SAYS OUT OF ORDER)
Ian
F**k! Just my luck.
(GETS TO TOP OF STAIRS AND SEES ANOTHER NURSE AT DESK)
Ian
Hi, I'm Ian Davis, I belive you're expecting me. I've broken my leg.
Nurse 2
Just the one leg?
Ian
Yeah, I've broken my leg and I've been hopping around this place for ages. Can I get it treated?
Nurse 2
Ah no thats the next department, this is the broken legs department. And as you have only broken the one leg we can't treat you I'm afraid.
Ian
Bloody hell. Where's this department then?
Nurse 2
Just around the corner. (SMILES)
(IAN HOPS AROUND ANOTHER CORNER TO REVEAL HUNDREDS OF STEPS AGAIN WITH A LIFT THAT SAYS OUT OF ORDER ON IT)
Ian
(HOPS TO TOP AND REACHES 'BROKEN LEG' DEPARTMENT, HE FALLS AND BREAKS OTHER LEG) Bloody great! Well done Ian, now you have two crap legs! (LOOKS UP AND SEES ANOTHER NURSE AT DESK)
Nurse 3
You did that on purpose.
Ian
(LOOKS AT NURSE, SCOWLS AT HER AND THEN STARTS TO CRAWL BACK DOWN STAIRS)