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Sorry, you didn't get that. How YOU doin'? *Joey style*

Quote: roscoff @ April 16 2008, 11:05 PM BST

It's ok Ellie, Tuumble beat me to a pun yesterday. I've already pissed in his pot plants. There can be no greater insult.

As I rent this place and don't OWN our pot plants I am not in the slightest insulted. ;)

Quote: Tuumble @ April 16 2008, 11:28 PM BST

As I rent this place and don't OWN our pot plants I am not in the slightest insulted. ;)

But you'll be pissed once you've eaten the cress sandwich and asked the missus where she got it.

Quote: EllieJP @ April 16 2008, 11:27 PM BST

Sorry, you didn't get that. How YOU doin'? *Joey style*

Why Joey?

It's what Joey says when he's about to chat someone up :$ which is even nicer!

Ah, so Ellie's chatting you up?

Exactly...damn... explaining my chat up line sucks! :(

Cress: the most pointless ingredient ever

Quote: Tuumble @ April 16 2008, 11:33 PM BST

Cress: the most pointless ingredient ever

Cress heads, hours of fun.

Ellie, I really need some milk and don't know where I could possibly get some at this hour? Would that've worked in real life?

Quote: EllieJP @ April 16 2008, 11:33 PM BST

my chat up line sucks! :(

Now that would be interesting. Rolling eyes

Quote: ian_w @ April 16 2008, 11:34 PM BST

Ellie, I really need some milk and don't know where I could possibly get some at this hour? Would that've worked in real life?

With me...Yes. Any normal female...no.

I'll answer that: it definitely would.

Quote: EllieJP @ April 16 2008, 11:35 PM BST

With me...Yes. Any normal female...no.

Ah that's grand! Don't know any normal females \O/

Quote: Aaron @ April 16 2008, 11:35 PM BST

I'll answer that: it definitely would.

Here speaks a man who's been there, done that etc...

Quote: ian_w @ April 16 2008, 11:37 PM BST

Here speaks a man who's been there, done that etc...

He wishes...

Intimate knowledge of Ellie Wellie. I'm jealous and the bear 'aint too happy either! Angry

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