Quote: zooo @ April 16 2008, 6:08 PM BSTEllie that was ace!!
Is the whore bit true?
Awww thanks... and no... but might as well be...
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ April 16 2008, 7:21 PM BSTI love the last couplet, Ellie!
That was my fav too! 
Did I didn't I?
Quote: ian_w @ April 16 2008, 10:28 PM BSTLike a verse from a Slim Shadey song. Ellie's stumbled on her vocation!
Ha, maybe I should do this again!
This was my first ever poem!
Ellie's PA and Leevil's sausage does it for me.
Are we voting 1...2...3
Or is this just fun, just innocent
If this is so
Does this make me a c**t?
I think I over took Tummble's thread here with my ramblings...but if we have to vote... I vote me!
Quote: EllieJP @ April 16 2008, 10:59 PM BSTDid I didn't I?
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Quote: roscoff @ April 16 2008, 11:00 PM BSTEllie's PA and Leevil's sausage does it for me.
Are we voting 1,,,2,,,3
Or is this just fun, just innocent
If this is so
Does this make me a c**t?
Yeah thanks roscoff, f**k my poem then... I worked really hard on it 
Quote: roscoff @ April 16 2008, 11:00 PM BSTEllie's PA and Leevil's sausage does it for me.
Are we voting 1...2...3
Or is this just fun, just innocent
If this is so
Does this make me a c**t?
No - we've already got more than enough evidence to that effect.
It's ok Ellie, Tuumble beat me to a pun yesterday. I've already pissed in his pot plants. There can be no greater insult.
Quote: Aaron @ April 16 2008, 11:03 PM BST?
Put wee in his tea...
Quote: Paul W @ April 16 2008, 11:04 PM BSTYeah thanks roscoff, f**k my poem then... I worked really hard on it
I've put a special star on the merit board next to your name Paul. Extra milk and cookies for effort and a wavey hand.
I have milk...
Still doesn't make sense!
I have Little Britain and David Walliams zooming into my head as I type.
Haha! Hey Roscoff...how you doin'?
Quote: roscoff @ April 16 2008, 11:09 PM BSTI've put a special star on the merit board next to your name Paul. Extra milk and cookies for effort and a wavey hand.
*claps hands* YAY!
Quote: EllieJP @ April 16 2008, 11:16 PM BSTHaha! Hey Roscoff...how you doin'?
Well I've just discovered just about everybody on here can write poetry better than me! But I've still got dibs on furriness and we both have hats. Which is nice!