2 SECRET AGENTS
SS1
Agent Cooper why are you wearing a brightly coloured party hat.
SS2
I'm celebrating, we won the war on terror.
SS1
When?
SS2
This morning George Bush woke up, and didn't feel terrified anymore. He's got a new night light. So we won.
SS1
We're at peace then?
SS2
Nope, there's a whole bunch of other emotions to be defeated. Starting with his embarrassment at crashing the economies of most the world.
SS1
Long war then?
SS2
We haven't started on his latent homosexuality