British Comedy Guide

Bus Stop Sketch

Ext. Bus Stop

A man is waiting at a bus stop. A woman walks up to the bus stop.

Woman: I haven’t missed the no.45 have I?

Man: No.

Woman: Oh good. I’d hate to be late for the orgy!

Man: Orgy?

Woman: I say orgy, but it’s just me and a couple of friends. I mean, you need at least 12 for an orgy don’t you!

Man: I’ve not really… I’ve never been to an… orgy… before.

Woman: You poor thing. D’you want to tag along?

Man: Really?!

Woman: Unless you had other plans.

Man: I was only going to the supermarket. I can go there afterwards.

Woman: You will be the only man there, is that ok?

Man: I can handle that!

Woman: And you do have a duocock don’t you?

Man: A what?

Woman: A duocock. A double penis.

Man: I’ve only got the…. one.

Woman: One?!

Man: That’s normal. Isn’t it?

Woman: (SNIGGERS) Maybe!

Man: It is!

A bus pulls up.

Woman: This is me! Nice meeting you.

Man: But what about the orgy?

Woman: Look, I’ll give you my number. Once you’ve got another cock, you give me a ring.

The woman takes a piece of paper out of her bag. She writes on it and hands it to the man. She gets on the bus and it departs. The man looks at the piece of paper. There is a drawing of a penis with a smiley face - underneath it reads “MONOCOCK!!!”

ENDS

It's ok, but it feels a bit smutty, with not enough of a pay off.

Have thoughts an alternate ending, want me to PM you?

Go ahead.

I like this very much. The only thing I'd change is 'unocock' to 'monocock'.

I don't know why, but monocock sounds funnier than unocock. It's changed.

Quote: Winterlight @ April 16 2008, 12:37 PM BST

I don't know why, but monocock sounds funnier than unocock.

It's the slight alliteration.

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