TWO SECRET SERVICE AGENTS ARE TALKING TO EACH OTHER.
SS1
So we've got the Pope and Gordon Brown visiting the President.
SS2
Gordon Brown?
SS1
He's the British Prime minister. Grumpy guy, looks like Shrek, sounds like Darth Vader.
SS2
Sheesh I thought it was David Beckham, so why they visiting?
SS1
To help George with his retirement.
SS2
They gonna help with his library.
SS1
No he wants them help him to find Oz. Benedict hasn't got a heart, Gordon's a coward, and George ain't gotta brain. Now they just need to find Dorothy, a shrill, spoiled, girl, who only gay guys could love.
SS2
Hilary should be free soon.