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Sandwich Of The Day Page 18

Chilled bears!!

Awesome.

Provisions eh? Did Captain Scott buy his rations, before setting off?

That's the excessive humility of the truly posh.

Runaround=Bentley
Quick bite=12 course feast with Swan stuffed with Wilderbeast
Allotment=Kent

Quote: Griff @ May 13 2008, 12:21 AM BST

But I will definitely try their cheese now that two BSG-ers have recommended it.

Great! But be aware I only did so for the sake of a pun.

I aim to get the American Trade, they're a wealthier class of wanker.

Yes chilled bear, don't let them defrost or they get mean.

Like Fab's you have to eat 'em fast.

Quote: sootyj @ May 13 2008, 12:25 AM BST

That's the excessive humility of the truly posh.

Runaround=Bentley
Quick bite=12 course feast with Swan stuffed with Wilderbeast
Allotment=Kent

*sighs dreamily*

And Scott's final words, were in despair,

"How much for the picallili? who the hell even eats picallili?"

Ok you get first dibs, could quite enjoy seeing it performed?

Indeedy, with the punch be that Admundson was saved by going to the International Cheese Centre?

Oates. Or oats (sic) if you prefer

Oh that's class.

Have we at least got some Oates cakes?

No he just went outside for a tom-tit, and don't call me cakes.

Turkey. cranberry and melted brie.

Gobble gobble.

My trusty friend: Chicken, bacon & salad.

Nom nom.

Ee gad Griff has made me look completely flipping nuts.

Quote: sootyj @ May 13 2008, 4:16 AM BST

There's a ruddy great statue of an Elephant and a Castle out side, is that not good enough for you?

Do you expect to see a grumpy monarch, at King's Cross? And frankly I dread to think what you expect Liverpool Street, or Mud chute to look like?

I went to Berkeley Square once but didn't hear a single nightingale...and as for Cockfosters...big let down.

Tinned mackerel, tomatoes and salad cream

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