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Tescos we’ve got KY for a pound, man size tissues for 2 pound, and sexy underwear for 7 year olds, 4 quid.

Paedo

Cos every little helps Paedos have a wank.

Err.. yes. Maybe you should make a mock up advert for it, because I can't really see it here.

Yeah, I didn't get it Sooty, no offence dude, seemed like a bit of a lazy sketch too.

Oh well, Tesco's are selling push up bras for 7 year olds. So I thought I'd try a quickie advert in the style of Bob Oskins Tesco adverts.

Oh well.

Push up bras for 7 year olds? What exactly does it push up? Oh wait I can imagine one thing that might get raised Sick

That was the point of the skit.

Damn you niche news stories, and curious hold over me!

Didn't make me laugh but then I haven't heard that story. Turning it into a Tescos ad seems about as obvious an idea as you could have though. And that last line is very clumsy indeed.

I loved it!

How do you know they are selling push up bras for 7 year olds? Show me a link or I'll assume you were just daydreaming.

http://community.channel4.com/eve/forums/a/tpc/f/503603557/m/2220046089/p/1

Sadly no pictures, so looks like you'll be abusing yourself over the Freemans bra catalogue again.

Quote: sootyj @ April 15 2008, 4:31 PM BST

http://community.channel4.com/eve/forums/a/tpc/f/503603557/m/2220046089/p/1

Sadly no pictures, so looks like you'll be abusing yourself over the Freemans bra catalogue again.

Now that's funny.

I wouldn't mind. But it's my bra catalogue, and it makes it bloody hard to order bras.

Can I ask... what were you googling to come up with bra's for 7 year olds...????

kjs

It was on The Wright Stuff, and in the front pages of the Sun, and Guardian.

Yee Gods am I the only person who watches the news?

the second world war is over we won.

\o/

Quote: sootyj @ April 15 2008, 5:52 PM BST

It was on The Wright Stuff, and in the front pages of the Sun, and Guardian.

Yee Gods am I the only person who watches the news?

the second world war is over we won.

Odd to see the words The Wright Stuff and The Sun used together with the word, news...

isn't that an oxymoron....

kjs

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