British Comedy Guide

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Forest Trump (He really does put you off entry).

Quote: David Bussell @ 15th April 2008, 5:43 PM

Favourite titles for porn films, real or imagined?

''Shoot your love all over me''

(Which by the way is an actual song by Melissa Cherry)
Laughing out loud

Big Trouble In Little Vagina

They Like It Up 'Em! - WW II Homeguard Gangbang Orgy

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 14th December 2017, 1:50 PM

Big Trouble In Little Vagina

Bragging again. Cool

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 14th December 2017, 3:14 PM

Bragging again. Cool

Ventriloquists Porn Videos presents:

''Don't be a dummy, it's not jizz, it's wood chip''

Quote: DaButt @ 21st May 2017, 4:57 PM

Every time I hear Morrissey's "Every Day is Like Sunday" I make a mental note to film a porno called "Cum Armageddon".

And the sequel should be "Cum, Cum, Cum, Nuclear Bomb."

Might as well add "On Your Face" and make it a trilogy. :)

Necro porn:

''Crouching zombie, hidden dildo''

Quote: Kapow @ 14th December 2017, 3:52 PM

Necro porn

Morgue & Mindy

Dude, Where's My Corpse?

Blaue Lippen Soll Man Küssen (directed by Stiff Richard)

The Coroner Always Rings Twice

You've Lost That Living Feeling

Something In The Way She Doesn't Move

We doing songs or films here? I thought it had to be one or'tuther. :S

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 14th December 2017, 6:17 PM

Something In The Way She Doesn't Move

Good one. :)

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 14th December 2017, 11:18 PM

We doing songs or films here? I thought it had to be one or'tuther. :S

Movies, songs, bands, quotes?

''I love the smell of vagina in the morning''

Starring Robert Vulvall.

OK. That reminds me of the 3rd Rock From the Sun I watched yesterday when Mary said to Dick "I have a red Volvo", to which he replied it was too personal information that he didn't need to know.

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 14th December 2017, 11:18 PM

We doing songs or films here? I thought it had to be one or'tuther. :S

It's not unusual (ha!) for movies being named after songtitles. For example "What's Love Got To Do With It" or..."What's Love Got To Do With It"...and, erm...oh yes, "What's Love Got To Do With".
If I was a porn director i'd put many rock n roll references in my films.

The Boinking and I

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 14th December 2017, 11:18 PM

We doing songs

The Beatles "A day in my wife."

Joan Jett "I love cock and hole"

Bruce Springsteen, "The Rising"

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