Haven't put pen to paper and written a sketch for a while, and I all of a sudden feel creative, so...
SCENE. INT. LARGE MEETING ROOM (INSIDE THE BRAIN) . DAY
Shot of a man falling into the sea and sinking to the bottom, he is struggling for breath.
There are various people set around a table, each have something written on a white T-shirt describing their function in the human body.
EYES:
We’ve fallen in the water!
EARS:
What?
LUNG:
Shit, I’ll see what I can do, but don’t hold your breath.
ARSE:
Great we’re going to f**king die! Arms! Can you swim you stupid twat!
ARMS:
You’re such an Arse sometimes; I’ll give it ago.
CUT TO: man in the water flapping his arms in the water like a bird.
CUT TO: The meeting room.
ARMS:
No, not working.
PENIS:
Can I help! Come on!
TESTICALS:
No… we’re pretty useless as usual; they only want us for one thing, come on.
PENIS and TESTICALS leave the table.
HEART:
Oh god! I can’t keep up here! Ah!
ARSE:
That’s it I’m just going to go relax, I don’t even care anymore we’re dead.
ARSE leaves the room, taking a paper under his arm with him.
The lights in the meeting room flicker.
CUT TO: The MAN being dragged back onto the boat and coughing up water.
MAN:
I was almost a goner there!
MAN#2:
Ah! You shit yourself, what’s your problem?
END.
