British Comedy Guide

Police Car Sketch

Here's another sketch that has been created as a result of me being bored. Let me know what you think. Thanks.

POLICE CAR STOPS A CAR DRIVEN BY MAN.

Policeman
Do you know why I've stopped you sir?

Man
You thought I was an ice cream van?

Policeman
No sir. I believe you are drunk.

Man
I don't touch the stuff.

Policeman
You don't drink alcohol?

Man
Well, yeah but I don't touch it.

Policeman
How do you drink it if you don't touch it?

Man
I use a straw.

Policeman
Sir, I'm becoming impatient, can you please explain to me if you are not drunk then why could you not drive in a straight line?

Man
It's not the drink.

Policeman
Then what is it?

Man
Must be the drugs.

Policeman
You've taken drugs?

Man
Yeah, I think I may have overdosed on Calpol.

Policeman
Right, I've had enough, get out the car sir!

Again not one of your better ones in my humble opinion.

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