Here's another sketch that has been created as a result of me being bored. Let me know what you think. Thanks.
POLICE CAR STOPS A CAR DRIVEN BY MAN.
Policeman
Do you know why I've stopped you sir?
Man
You thought I was an ice cream van?
Policeman
No sir. I believe you are drunk.
Man
I don't touch the stuff.
Policeman
You don't drink alcohol?
Man
Well, yeah but I don't touch it.
Policeman
How do you drink it if you don't touch it?
Man
I use a straw.
Policeman
Sir, I'm becoming impatient, can you please explain to me if you are not drunk then why could you not drive in a straight line?
Man
It's not the drink.
Policeman
Then what is it?
Man
Must be the drugs.
Policeman
You've taken drugs?
Man
Yeah, I think I may have overdosed on Calpol.
Policeman
Right, I've had enough, get out the car sir!