Divorced Couple Sketch

A DIVORCED COUPLE ARE ARGUING.

Woman
So what are you going to do now? Got no job and now you have lost your family all because you wanted to take part in those disgusting torture sex acts.

Man
I couldn't help myself. For some reason, and I don't know why, I love the feeling of being abused.

Woman
What? You're sick!

Man
And I'll have you know I've found a perfect job. A job that will fulfil my need to be abused.

Woman
You get abused at work? What job have you got? Sex slave? Male prostitute?

Man
No, I'm a premiership referee.

Personally I wouldn't run with this one Paul .

It's a bit too old fashioned and predictable. We know that its going to be someone in authority who isn't liked.

I didn't see that punchline coming, the sketch is solid, not brilliant, it could easily be reworked.