A jolly new opportunity

http://www.bizarremag.com/front_website/howbizarreareyou/

Now come on that has got to be a laugh, a jolly new opportunity.

I am going to send in my first romantic short story.

Love in the time of cholera, with a big spade.

"Go crazy!"

Makes me want to smash things.

You entering, are you as bizarre as me?

I was going to write about a fashion-obsessed swan with the face of a polar bear that makes a house at the edge of the pond out of discarded lolly sticks, which turn out to be haunted by a moor hen who committed suicide, called Honkers. I was going to called it, “Bear Faced Chic”.

Been done. Apparently.