JOB INTERVIEW. OFFICE - DAY.
HR: So why do you want this job?
INTERVIEWEE: I see it as a great opportunity to progress my career with a professional, forward-thinking company. From the research I've undertaken, the business is clearly well-respected in the industry and I want to be part of its future success.
HR: I see...and the real answer?
INTERVIEWEE: My current job sucks and I need the cash.
HR: Excellent! Someone who speaks his mind - welcome to the firm!
INTERVIEWEE: Thank you.
HR: I'll set up your induction meeting for next Monday, your disciplinary hearing with your line manager on Thursday and a Doctor's appointment where you will get signed off for stress for the following Friday.
INTERVIEWEE: Sounds good.
HR: While I'm at it I'll pencil in your exit interview for the 25th by when you will have decided that this job is just as crap as your last one.
THEY GET UP AND SHAKE HANDS WARMLY
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