INT. DAY. AEROPLANE.
A GROUP OF PARACHUTISTS ARE GETTING READY TO DO A PARACHUTE JUMP.
PARA 1: How many jumps have you done?
PARA 2: None, this will be my first.
PARA 1: Your first jump, are you nervous?
PARA 2: No, not at all mate.
CAMERA PANS DOWN TO REVEAL PARA 2 IS SITTING ON A TOILET WITH HIS TROUSERS DOWN.
ENDS.