British Comedy Guide

Chute First

INT. DAY. AEROPLANE.

A GROUP OF PARACHUTISTS ARE GETTING READY TO DO A PARACHUTE JUMP.

PARA 1: How many jumps have you done?

PARA 2: None, this will be my first.

PARA 1: Your first jump, are you nervous?

PARA 2: No, not at all mate.

CAMERA PANS DOWN TO REVEAL PARA 2 IS SITTING ON A TOILET WITH HIS TROUSERS DOWN.

ENDS.

Laughing out loud I didn't really get it but none the less I laughed at the camera pan.

V.Good :D

Neat little ZAZ sketch there.

Nige, sorry mate, but I've seen this somewhere. Long time ago mind.

I was expecting him to reply to "are you nervous?" with, "No, I've been nervous lots of times."

It was OK, bit daft though.

I must say, I thought it was rather rude of Para 1 to engage Para 2 in conversation whilst Para 2 was on the lavatory.

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