Have you ever see a bear with a tie and hat?
Mark Speight then Page 4
Jeez I love drak humour, but this has got to be the most turgid collection of off colour humour I've ever read. come on you can do better.
Quote: zooo @ April 13 2008, 8:35 PM BSTApparently after his girlfriend died, he used to spend every night at her mum's house, and she could never sleep because he'd keep her awake crying all night.
Deee-pressing.
Indeed. The drugs didn't kill him. His broken heart did.
Of course, the neck didn't help either.
(Sorry.)
Quote: zooo @ April 13 2008, 8:40 PM BST...Have you ever seen a small bear with a suitcase?
Yes. There's a statue of one.
Is there really!
I don't know that I've ever been to Paddington.
Didn't Jeremy Clarkson's Auntie create Paddington Bear?
How very random.
Quote: Aaron @ April 13 2008, 8:43 PM BSTIndeed. The drugs didn't kill him. His broken heart did.
Of course, the neck didn't help either.
(Sorry.)
Yes. There's a statue of one.
Is there?
I seem to recall a statue. I'll have a peek when I'm next there.
Tomorrow, obviously.
Quote: zooo @ April 13 2008, 8:44 PM BSTIs there really!
I don't know that I've ever been to Paddington.
I think you'd remember, surely?
It's shit, really.
Not enough benches and loads of people handing leaflets for department stores or handing out free Baby Bells.
Actually, it was Clarkson's mum who created Paddington. Apparently, she wrote the original stories to read to him.
That's cool.
Quote: Seefacts @ April 13 2008, 8:49 PM BSThanding out free Baby Bells.
They couldn't flog Baby Bells if they were givi...
Nevermind...
Quote: catskillz @ April 13 2008, 8:54 PM BSTActually, it was Clarkson's mum who created Paddington. Apparently, she wrote the original stories to read to him.
In which case, what was Michael Bond's role in all this?
Mark Speight's death - Jeremy Clarkson's mum and Paddington Bear. Yep, I can see the link there.
I'll take a photo of Paddington's statue tomorrow zooo, just for you.
And Seefacts, National Rail, in all of their wisdom, have decided to spend their money not on fixing the leaks IN THE FUCKING ROOF (
), but to move the seating around and put in ticket barriers to all of the platforms. How f**king convenient for us passengers. We can slip up and break our necks, but we won't be surrounded by people who haven't paid! 
As you can tell, I'm not pleased.
Oh, and as I understood it, Clarkson's mum only made the toys? I think? She didn't actually create the whole thing.
I dunno, I'm not a bear story geek.
Quote: zooo @ April 13 2008, 8:44 PM BSTIs there really!
I don't know that I've ever been to Paddington.
What station do you normally come into when visiting from the country, oo ar my lover etc? Waterloo?
Mark Speight may have 'morphed' into Tony Hart through time but alas we will never know.
Quote: Aaron @ April 13 2008, 9:09 PM BSTOh, and as I understood it, Clarkson's mum only made the toys? I think? She didn't actually create the whole thing.
I dunno, I'm not a bear story geek.
Give that man a marmalade sandwich. Not bad for a non-bear story geek.