THERE IS A BUILDING WITH THE LETTERS B.S.G (BALDNESS SUPPORT GROUP)ABOVE THE DOOR. TWO BALD MEN ARE TALKING. THEIR NAMES ARE DAVE AND KEVIN.
Dave
Here at the B.S.G. we promise to help people overcome the fact that in the hair department, they are not privileged. So please don't waste my time, I have work to do.
Kevin
No, Dave, sorry, Mr Smith, it's important.
Dave
Oh be quick then, what is it?
Kevin
It's Jim Harkness.
Dave
Jim Harkness? God no! What's the problem?
Kevin
He didn't turn up this week and I'm getting worried. I think we have a major problem here.
Dave
Damn! Has anyone heard from him? Did he give a reason why he couldn't attend tonight? Maybe he was attending another support group?
Kevin
No, he did phone.
Dave
He did? Then what's the big deal? We know he's OK.
Kevin
You don't understand. He said he was unable to attend because (PAUSES), because (PAUSES), because, he was washing his hair.
Dave
No! (FALLS TO THE FLOOR)