Ha. You are so perceptive. 
Chat Up Lines Page 5
Quote: Jack Massey @ February 27 2009, 10:37 PM GMTHow about this for a chat-up line: I shag every woman in the universe once a month and as a result they bleed for five days.
Me and my housemate have been tempted to try out: "Nice shoes, wanna f**k?"
One from Finchy "One up the bum, no harm done"
Has anyone ever actually used a chat up line on anyone and had success??
The most successful chat up line I've had was "F**k me it's windy". She replied "No it's Wendy but I'll do it anyway".
I'm just babbling now.
Quote: zooo @ February 27 2009, 11:08 PM GMTHa. You are so perceptive.
I was flirtin' with him too and he never picked that up either.
Silly old sausage.
I even sent him sexy text messages, only for them to be returned with correct spelling and punctuation.
Cor.
Ah, is that foreplay for Aaron then?
Everyone needs a bit of correction.
Cor.
Do you like doors? Then suck my knob.
Do you like dogs? Then suck My Staff.
And one from Kevin Smith - Ever had your pussy licked by a fat man in an overcoat?
Quote: zooo @ February 27 2009, 10:42 PM GMT*reads rest of old thread* Yikes, mild Aaron/zooo flirting from yesteryear.
No need to thank me for starting it 
(The Thread that is I was involved at no other point).
I've never needed chat-up lines and even if I did they'd be useless. I can never get within shouting distance of non-visually-impaired women. 
Quote: zooo @ February 27 2009, 11:08 PM GMTHa. You are so perceptive.
It's a skill. :/
"The voices in my head told me to come over and speak to you".
My mate always tried waiting for them to come out of the toilet and ask them whether it was a number 1 or 2. He was a bit thick though.
I can't flirt. When I try it's painful to watch.