Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ September 26 2009, 4:46 PM BSTIt's one way to pot a ball.
Also to add to the list backs of cars, cow fields, and tree houses.
So I've heard.
I'm straining against the compulsion to make a "busy beaver" joke here.
Quote: AndreaLynne @ September 26 2009, 4:45 PM BSTYes, as is your parents' bed...
I wouldn't know, I don't do sex. It's messy.
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ September 26 2009, 4:46 PM BSTIt's one way to pot a ball.
Also to add to the list backs of cars, cow fields, and tree houses.
So I've heard.
And at funeral parlours. In coffins.
So Roo's heard.
Quote: DaButt @ September 26 2009, 4:47 PM BSTI'm straining against the compulsion to make a "busy beaver" joke here.
I wouldn't get it.
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ September 26 2009, 4:47 PM BSTI wouldn't know, I don't do sex. It's messy.
Every time I go to my mom and dad's house I give my daughter a wink and a high-five. She has no idea why... 
Quote: Tim Walker @ September 26 2009, 4:48 PM BSTAnd at funeral parlours. In coffins.
So Roo's heard.
AND CHICKEN SHEDS.
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ September 26 2009, 4:47 PM BSTI wouldn't know, I don't do sex. It's messy.
Only if you do it right. 
Not that I would know.
I realise that I am now going to get PMs from people asking me if I had sex in these places.
I'll leave you all to guess
I'll guess that you have.
Quote: Tim Walker @ September 26 2009, 4:52 PM BSTI'll guess that you have.
Is that because you are hoping I have?
I'll guess that they're a red herring for the real places.
I'm a good girl!
Honest!
Quote: AndreaLynne @ September 26 2009, 4:49 PM BSTEvery time I go to my mom and dad's house I give my daughter a wink and a high-five. She has no idea why...
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ September 26 2009, 3:58 PM BSTIt's a skill to act as if you are confident. I've been turned down in the past and just thought it was their loss!
But sometimes you'd be surprised, Mr Dagger thought I'd never like him in a million years and therefore wouldn't approach me despite some heavy hints. But there again I am pretty scary.
Since I'm a typical bloke, I am unable to be sure I can read the hints, and it's a concern of mine that I should not delay making the moves, for the sake of all concerned. Usually it's fine, but once (very recently) the girl jumped away when I simply touched her hand, making me feel like I was some creep.
Quote: Tim Walker @ September 26 2009, 3:54 PM BSTSome of us are just too terrified to try any form of "chatting up". Fear of rejection overwhelms us.
Pathetic, but probably not that rare amongst us blokes.
Well I certainly know that feeling, but like all fears, they become much less troubling once you face them, by 'aversion therapy'. I was most surprised to find that I actually felt relief after rejection, because what was really bothering me was the uncertainty of the situation.
I'm not naive, and I know that both men and women want sex, which is why I said my views would be 'sickening and boring to most of humanity'. Jeebus, why do some people seem incapable of entertaining the possibility that there just might be others out there who really DON'T think in the same way they do?
I'm sorry if I gave the impression I was criticising you, that was certainly not my intention. Put it down to me posting too early in the morning, before my brain is working. I was trying to show that Mr Carpark's view is very similar to my own, in this particular case.
Quote: Nogget @ September 26 2009, 5:10 PM BSTI'm sorry if I gave the impression I was criticising you, that was certainly not my intention. Put it down to me posting too early in the morning, before my brain is working. I was trying to show that Mr Carpark's view is very similar to my own, in this particular case.
Ohhh, a slight crossing of wires then! My apologies also, Mr. Nogget, and thank you for clearing it up.
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ September 26 2009, 4:54 PM BSTI'm a good girl!
Honest!
