Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ September 26 2009, 12:35 AM BSTYou asked to see it. You wanted to know it I could make it talk....
Great, that's all I need, a woman with two talking holes.
*RC secretly loves Roo, but don't tell her*
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Quote: Moonstone @ September 25 2009, 11:53 PM BSTI know it is most sickening and boring to most of humanity, but the thought of cuddling someone I really love for a few hours in bed is just if not more appealing than a bonk.
Indeed. If you want to give someone sexual pleasure, you can always masturbate, but it's difficult to hug yourself to sleep in post-coital bliss. The trick is to buy a cylindrical pillow that you hug. Such pillows are called 'bolster pillows' or 'Dutch wives' or 'sailor's comforts'.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ September 26 2009, 12:37 AM BST...to remind of what ladies look like.
Debatable. 
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ September 26 2009, 12:39 AM BSTGreat, that's all I need, a woman with two talking holes.
*RC secretly loves Roo, but don't tell her*
Speaks a man who knows what it's like to BE a hole. STRIKEONE! 
*Get in the queue*
Love ya really
Quote: Kenneth @ September 26 2009, 12:41 AM BSTIndeed. If you want to give someone sexual pleasure, you can always masturbate, but it's difficult to hug yourself to sleep in post-coital bliss. The trick is to buy a cylindrical pillow that you hug. Such pillows are called 'bolster pillows' or 'Dutch wives' or 'sailor's comforts'.
Or 'a teddy bear'.
I find if you ask a girl to go see some fireworks at leeds castle works nicely.
*smug grin and swagger to exit*
Quote: zooo @ September 26 2009, 12:42 AM BSTOr 'a teddy bear'.
So that's his nickname!
Quote: Kenneth @ September 26 2009, 12:41 AM BSTIndeed. If you want to give someone sexual pleasure, you can always masturbate, but it's difficult to hug yourself to sleep in post-coital bliss. The trick is to buy a cylindrical pillow that you hug. Such pillows are called 'bolster pillows' or 'Dutch wives' or 'sailor's comforts'.
I loved that episode of Friends with the hug, flip and roll. To the ladies, the 6 hour cuddle is lovely and romantic, to me it means it's too hot, my arm is asleep and how the hell am I going to go to the toilet without waking her up?
Quote: dannyjb1 @ September 26 2009, 12:45 AM BSTI find if you ask a girl to go see some fireworks at leeds castle works nicely.
*smug grin and swagger to exit*
*Sings the Hustler song*
Quote: dannyjb1 @ September 26 2009, 12:45 AM BSTI find if you ask a girl to go see some fireworks at leeds castle works nicely.
*smug grin and swagger to exit*
Fireworks? Leeds castle? Is this some sort euphemism for dogging, Danny?
Ha!
That is a great episode. Is definitely too hot to keep up for long.
Quote: Kenneth @ September 26 2009, 12:41 AM BSTIndeed. If you want to give someone sexual pleasure, you can always masturbate, but it's difficult to hug yourself to sleep in post-coital bliss. The trick is to buy a cylindrical pillow that you hug. Such pillows are called 'bolster pillows' or 'Dutch wives' or 'sailor's comforts'.
I remember when I first did it. There I was in the arms of the man I loved all safe and warm feeling special tucked up behind the duvet when my friends Dad walked in and offered us a hot chocolate. OH THE ROMANCE!
Quote: zooo @ September 26 2009, 12:49 AM BSTHa!
That is a great episode. Is definitely too hot to keep up for long.
It's worse for me, I'm carrying a few extra pounds, so my body is like a human radiator at the best of times.
I'm also one of those people that likes a particular half of the bed and when the lady takes that half, I'm like, dammit.
However, I do get them back with my drunken snoring. Yeah take that baby. Especially when I wake up and they look exhausted.
'Your snoring was driving me mad. I tried punching you in your sleep, didn't you feel it?'
'Nope, slept like a baby log. Get the tea on sweetheart.'
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ September 26 2009, 12:52 AM BSTI remember when I first did it. There I was in the arms of the man I loved all safe and warm feeling special tucked up behind the duvet when my friends Dad walked in and offered us a hot chocolate. OH THE ROMANCE!
Please God let 'hot chocolate' be a euphermism for black cock.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ September 26 2009, 12:48 AM BSTI loved that episode of Friends with the hug, flip and roll. To the ladies, the 6 hour cuddle is lovely and romantic, to me it means it's too hot, my arm is asleep and how the hell am I going to go to the toilet without waking her up?
I too am a fan of the six-hour cuddle. Over time, you work out how to sleep comfortably while blissfully entagled in one another's limbs. If you're too hot, lose a blanket - or put it entirely over her. Should you feel the need to get up for a pee, simply gently extricate yourself. If your arm is 'asleep' or in pain, tell her and move it higher up. Just try not to have nightmares about strangling your partner.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ September 26 2009, 12:54 AM BSTPlease God let 'hot chocolate' be a euphermism for black cock.
