Quote: EllieJP @ April 12 2008, 3:05 PM BSTGo for it, he has most of the pics.
And the videos... 
Chat Up Lines Page 4
Quote: Winterlight @ April 12 2008, 3:07 PM BSTI want to be a moderator.
Hahahaha - don't make me laugh!
Please don't laugh at me. I always get laughed at. And never with.
I was laughing with you...
So Winterlight, how would you chat a girl up?
I usually just say "Alright, how's it going?".
Quote: Winterlight @ April 12 2008, 3:15 PM BSTI usually just say "Alright, how's it going?".
Take note gents we're getting a master class 
If I ever use a chatup line, I will kill myself.
I always remember someone telling me that his favourite line to use on girls was "I'm a postman, so how 'bout getting in the sack with some first class male". He said it with a straight face as well.
Quote: Winterlight @ April 12 2008, 3:21 PM BSTIf I ever use a chatup line, If you don't go out with me, I will kill myself.
Now that's a good one. I could incorporate that into a sketch.
Quote: zooo @ April 12 2008, 2:18 PM BSTAnd the old classic: you don't sweat much for a fat lad.
Excellent!
Missed by all it seems.
How about this for a chat-up line: I shag every woman in the universe once a month and as a result they bleed for five days.
*reads rest of old thread* Yikes, mild Aaron/zooo flirting from yesteryear.
Oh is that what it was?
Yes, I should have sent you a memo on that.
(It was my end. You, of course, were quite literally 'otherwise engaged'.)
Blimey. 