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Nice one! Intros are such a waste of time.

Quote: Aaron @ September 25 2009, 8:38 PM BST

Cor.

Slag.

Quote: Moonstone @ September 25 2009, 8:51 PM BST

Nice one! Intros are such a waste of time.

I've wasted time in the past, and later realised that we could have got on with the lurve a lot sooner. But then at other times, it would have helped to take things slower. And other times still, it's been left so long, that the moment is lost. I suppose that's the advantage of the old fashioned way of playing by the rules, and doing everything in a predictable patter, but that's a bit too dreary.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ September 25 2009, 12:10 PM BST

I gave into pester power once and it was a big mistake. It lasted over a year and whilst he was very nice and grateful to begin with he started to turn and try to get me back. It all got a bit nasty sometimes; him stealing my school lunch money and spiking my drinks, me setting his arm sling on fire... :)

Was he the Headmaster?
:O

Quote: Curt @ September 25 2009, 4:07 PM BST

So then the guy who is devastated by your "no" is stable?
Or are we looking for a Goldie Locks affect here?

Why does it have to be an extreme reaction all the time with you people? (By that I don't mean men or canadians, I mean people who argue on internet forums...). I voiced an opinion!

And no, that's not stable but neither is bombarding someone with endless texts and calls when that have said "I'm not interested". Not everyone though is MENTAL. OPINION.

Bloody hell people, it's just a discussion on a internet forum! >_<

This is the ignore button thread all over again. Rolling eyes And with that I move on....

PS I included myself in the extreme reaction thing too!:P

BAD ROO!

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ September 25 2009, 9:42 PM BST

Bloody hell people, it's just a discussion on a internet forum! >_<

Laughing out loud

*has visions of Curt running and hiding underneath his Maple Leaf duvet cover*

One day, I predict one user asking another to step outside which they will do and realise they are not even in the same county.

This Roo outburst is probably due to the fact I have been ill, I have PMT, and someone ate my last pink and white.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ September 25 2009, 9:45 PM BST

One day, I predict one user asking another to step outside which they will do and realise they are not even in the same county.

Our interactions are quite tame compared to what goes on in online gaming. People can actually talk to each other live and I've heard several real world death threats.

It's a bit like road rage, a heat of the moment thing.

If someone made hurtful comments towards me on a forum, I may get a little upset but if someone threatened me, I may wet myself with laughter. "What you gonna do? PM me a photobucketed picture of your fist?"....

That is called inviting fate....

Unfortunately, we live in an age of Facebooks and MySpace, if you wanted to find someone, you could do it quite easily from the comfort of your computer keyboard.

Luckily, I have no friends, so I don't need to set up a social network.

BTW people please don't send me pics of fists, knifes, and stuff. I am only ickle :(.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ September 25 2009, 9:56 PM BST

BTW people please don't send me pics of fists, knifes, and stuff. I am only ickle :(.

But erect cocks are okay.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ September 25 2009, 9:53 PM BST

Unfortunately, we live in an age of Facebooks and MySpace, if you wanted to find someone, you could do it quite easily from the comfort of your computer keyboard.

Luckily, I have no friends, so I don't need to set up a social network.

Awwwwwww. You could set up one. I'd be your friend! Hug

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ September 25 2009, 9:57 PM BST

Awwwwwww. You could set up one. I'd be your friend! Hug

Can I send you a picture of my erect cock? I'll draw a smiley face on it.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ September 25 2009, 9:51 PM BST

"What you gonna do? PM me a photobucketed picture of your fist?"....

Inside someone else's bottom?

Sick

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ September 25 2009, 9:56 PM BST

BTW people please don't send me pics of fists, knifes, and stuff. I am only ickle :(.

*traps a scuttling Roo under a big glass to monitor her habits*

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