Quote: zooo @ September 23 2009, 10:24 PM BSTWhat did men evolve to attract mates?
A debonair moustache?
A well-developed beer belly is a sign of sexual vitality.
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Quote: Renegade Carpark @ September 23 2009, 9:44 PM BSTNo, I mean all men, including the gay ones - but they usually spoil it by adding a bitchy comment.
Even when it's a 95 year old woman with mega saggy bewbies and liver spots and wrinkles and veins -
- we will still have a look. We'll feel a bit ill and disgusted, but we'll have a look.
We are men and we like looking at stuff.
Yeah, I agree to an extent, but it's important to make the differentiation between looking, as we all do and as is natural, and having a good old stare. Which is I think what people are objecting to.
Quote: Fergal @ September 23 2009, 8:59 PM BSTI cannot think of anything that is more boring, or more likely to send me into the bed of another woman.
What? 
Quote: Aaron @ September 23 2009, 10:42 PM BSTYeah, I agree to an extent, but it's important to make the differentiation between looking, as we all do and as is natural, and having a good old stare. Which is I think what people are objecting to.
I think tbh this might be where some wires got crossed.
Quote: Timbo @ September 23 2009, 10:30 PM BSTA well-developed beer belly is a sign of sexual vitality.
The 'beer belly' is a myth. I drank more beer than just about everyone I know for over a decade and never had a 'beer gut' (in fact, I was underweight), probably because I ate only once or twice a day (and never snacked) and smoked four to six packs of cigarettes a day. Beer alone doesn't make you fat. You have to be a glutton as well. Nothing wrong with gluttony. I myself am fond of gorging myself in Asian restaurants and am also quite susceptible to sloth. And tedious conceited arrogance.
Quote: Aaron @ September 23 2009, 10:42 PM BSTYeah, I agree to an extent, but it's important to make the differentiation between looking, as we all do and as is natural, and having a good old stare. Which is I think what people are objecting to.
Too true. But chicks can be very 'touchy' about what constitutes a stare and what is a look.
We know when we're just looking and not staring, but women perceive it totally differently. As in 'Why are you staring at our waitress?'
Quote: zooo @ September 23 2009, 10:17 PM BSTDaniel Craig's not exactly a looker.
He bloody is!
How would you chat Daniel Craig up, Dolly?
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ September 23 2009, 10:47 PM BSTToo true. But chicks can be very 'touchy' about what constitutes a stare and what is a look.
Yeah, you see it's the 'chicks' thing. If you consort with women who allow or describe themselves as such then I suppose it's you're own fault if you're disappointed.
Quote: Ben @ September 23 2009, 10:51 PM BSTHow would you chat Daniel Craig up, Dolly?
Ha, well you see I do, or rather have chatted men up. I asked Mr Dagger out by talking to him as a fellow human being and then suggested we go out for a drink. Nothing complicated, just a bit of simple human interaction. 
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ September 23 2009, 10:53 PM BSTI asked Mr Dagger out by talking to him as a fellow human being and then suggested we go out for a drink. Nothing complicated, just a bit of simple human interaction.
Yes! I think I've had that before!
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ September 23 2009, 10:53 PM BSTYeah, you see it's the 'chicks' thing.
You're forgetting that RC is a 60s hipster.
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ September 23 2009, 10:53 PM BSTYeah, you see it's the 'chicks' thing. If you consort with women who allow or describe themselves as such then I suppose it's you're own fault if you're disappointed.
I'm not the one asking for chat up lines Dolly. I've got far bigger things to worry about at the moment then pulling a bit of skirt.
As for the 'chicks', it's a post modern term of endearment and implied feminimity, most of the 'chicks' I have dated had a cracking sense of humour and didn't take themselves too seriously. (Not that you do, obviously, take yourself too seriously that is.).
I fear this argument could run and run and I'm sure everyone else is tired of it. So I'm going to play nice now.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ September 23 2009, 9:34 PM BSTOkay, I'm going to type this slowly so there is no misunderstanding of what I'm trying to put across -
Ladies - if you show off lots of naked boobie flesh, men are going to stare. I know it might seem a strange and unusual concept for you to take in, but it is a stone cold fact.
If you don't want men to stare at your naked boobie flesh, don't wear low cut or revealing tops.
You can moan, complain, act shocked, talk to other women and shake your head in utter disbelief - but it's like that...and that's the way it is...Hur!
Here endeth the lesson.
Nope. This follows the logic of some Islamic socities, where women have to cover themselves for modesty lest they arouse sinful lust in men and bring shame upon their families. As a small child, I used to be spend a lot of Summer holidays at Sydney's Bondi Beach, which is well known for its topless sunbathing. As a 5 to 9 year old, I ogled a lot (and would even go body surfing, with the aim of positioning myself so that the waves would send me crashing into bare-breasted women). Years later I started screwing and saw more naked women. I also hung out on beaches that attracted topless sunbathers in Europe. I can now walk (but usually jog) down such a beach without leering, let alone gawp at women showing cleavage in public. Although, at a recent family wedding, I did take photos of the cleavage of every female guest wearing a low-cut top. Then put the photos together and made a "guess whose tits?" game for the groom.
Quote: zooo @ September 23 2009, 10:24 PM BSTWhat did men evolve to attract mates?
A debonair moustache?
Did someone call?
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ September 23 2009, 11:02 PM BSTmost of the 'chicks' I have dated had a cracking sense of humour and didn't take themselves too seriously.
Except that Australian bird, eh?
Quote: Kenneth @ September 23 2009, 11:03 PM BSTAs a 5 to 9 year old, I ogled a lot (and would even go body surfing, with the aim of positioning myself so that the waves would send me crashing into bare-breasted women).
I just collected football stickers at that age. 
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ September 23 2009, 10:50 PM BSTHe bloody is!
Heh!
Ok, but not with that new moustache, suuurely.