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Don't worry BCG Ladies, Renegade Carpark has come up with a way for you to be in a room full of drunken men and not get stared at - The World Cup 2010! That's right girls, head down to any pub when the England match is on and try to get the men to look at you.

In fact, I've seen many a game in the pub when a woman has deliberately walked in front of the screen and let me tell you, the men didn't want to see her boobs, they just wanted her to get out of the bloody way.

Anyway, back to my all women are insane attention seekers... Pleased

*Shoots in face*

I seriously wonder if the prevelance of porn now is to blame; it certainly paints an unrealistic image of women that society is starting to believe as real.

I can't remember the last time I went into the front room, took off my top and leaned over a poofe.... :D

Okay, I sort of see your point Mrs Dagger, however, most men who stare at girls (which is most men) mean no harm whatsoever.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ September 22 2009, 10:32 PM BST

Don't worry BCG Ladies, Renegade Carpark has come up with a way for you to be in a room full of drunken men and not get stared at - The World Cup 2010! That's right girls, head down to any pub when the England match is on and try to get the men to look at you.

Why would we do that. I for one would be too interested in the game.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ September 22 2009, 10:33 PM BST

I seriously wonder if the prevelance of porn now is to blame; it certainly paints an unrealistic image of women that society is starting to believe as real.

I agree. That's my ex's take on women. :(

Quote: Ronnie Anderson @ September 22 2009, 10:35 PM BST

Okay, I sort of see your point Mrs Dagger, however, most men who stare at girls (which is most men) mean no harm whatsoever.

Maybe but I'll let you lads into a couple of secrets; one it can make a woman feel self-conscious and even threatened and two it's not the best way to pull.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ September 22 2009, 10:35 PM BST

I can't remember the last time I went into the front room, took off my top and leaned over a poofe.... :D

March 22nd 2009, just before my film ran out.

Quote: AndreaLynne @ September 22 2009, 10:35 PM BST

I agree. That's my ex's take on women. :(

Sadly women are picking up on it too. How many younger girls now pretend to be lesbians to try and impress boys?

Please don't critcise that.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ September 22 2009, 10:35 PM BST

I can't remember the last time I went into the front room, took off my top and leaned over a poofe.... :D

I often did that when I lived with my best friend the hairdresser and he was giving me a blow dry....oh you don't mean that sort of poof....

Quote: Ronnie Anderson @ September 22 2009, 10:39 PM BST

Please don't critcise that.

Fine if it's for real, but it's so sad everyone feeling so insecure with their own sexuality that there's all this faking.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ September 22 2009, 10:38 PM BST

Sadly women are picking up on it too. How many younger girls now pretend to be lesbians to try and impress boys?

In our school district it's actually become a major problem. :(

But wait...how do you know they're pretending and that it's not just they're more confident in expressing the sexuality?

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ September 22 2009, 10:37 PM BST

Maybe but I'll let you lads into a couple of secrets; one it can make a woman feel self-conscious and even threatened and two it's not the best way to pull.

But if you don't stare at a girl and make the initial eye contact, then all is lost! Lost I tells ya!

As for porn - it's very, very doubtful that men get real life confused with porn. Unless you were lucky enough to get a proper gorgeous filth monster as your first girlfriend, you quickly realise there is a big difference between porn girls and normal girls.

Mainstream media and peer pressure is much more to blame for putting the onus on people to look good and sleep around.

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