LOL.
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Quote: Paul W @ April 12 2008, 12:09 PM BSTHow do you think I got this GM job...
Genetically modified?
This is the bit I don't understand:
Quote: Paul W @ April 12 2008, 11:35 AM BSTI was out in Derby last night
Quote: zooo @ April 12 2008, 12:07 PM BSTAw. I'm sure we'd all say yes, Aaron.
It's just bad manners not to f**k the boss, right?
Quote: Paul W @ April 12 2008, 12:09 PM BSTHow do you think I got this GM job...
Wasn't it in the contract that you shouldn't tell?
I was going out, but in the city of Derby 
"I've just ordered a Guinness lets make this quick"
colour=Sky blue, the type of blue you see reflected in a beautiful girls eyes as you gaze into them after a first kiss"As cunning as a fox who's just been appointed Professor of Cunning at Oxford University."
Wtf?
I was hoping it would go beyond the basic primary colours.
To fictious colours?
"Hi my mates reckon your a Mardy bitch but I said you were probably up for it was I right?"
"If anyone asks your 18"
Hi, I'm Roscoff. Can I say with all honesty you have the most gorgeous eyes and the prettiest smile. I know that's a cliche but hell, life's too short just to sit here and say nothing. So, do you fancy gagging on my nob then?
Quote: roscoff @ April 12 2008, 1:36 PM BSTHi, I'm Roscoff. Can I say with all honesty you have the most gorgeous eyes and the prettiest smile. I know that's a cliche but hell, life's too short just to sit here and say nothing. So, do you fancy gagging on my nob then?
Well, I wouldn't normally, but okay then.
Quote: roscoff @ April 12 2008, 1:36 PM BSTHi, I'm Roscoff. Can I say with all honesty you have the most gorgeous eyes and the prettiest smile. I know that's a cliche but hell, life's too short just to sit here and say nothing. So, do you fancy gagging on my nob then?
Classy!
That a good un! we Welsh are the most romantic on the planet.
"I couldn't help but notice your coat was wooly"
"Get your coat luv... no fat chicks!"
"Get your coat luv..Not you, your friend."