Way ahead!

Andy: Dan?

Dan : Yeah?

Andy: I don't mean to be rude...

Dan : Go on.

Andy: But why, why do you have a giant penis, strapped to your head?

Dan : What? (beat) Oh, that?!

Andy: Yeah, that.

Dan : Well, it's too emphasize my masculinity.

Andy: Oh right. (beat) Why?

Dan : Because lately I haven't been so lucky with the ladies and the rejection left me feeling a bit emasculated.

Andy: Do you not think it had anything to do with the giant vagina you were wearing last week?

Dan : I really don't.

Andy: Okay.

Dan : I mean, come on. What do you think I should wear, a giant breast? (beat) I would look a right tit. (laughs)

Didn't get me going. I think it would make a good comic strip, though.

It's really bad, I am doing myself no favours by posting this mindless, rushed and sloppy pieces of shite. I hope no one knows my real name.

I apologise for even thinking it would be slightly funny.

Thanks for reading it though Winter.

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It's really bad, I am doing myself no favours by posting this mindless, rushed and sloppy pieces of shite.

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Like everything I have ever posted

Like 90% of the stuff I post!

Quote: Leevil @ April 12 2008, 11:35 AM BST

It's really bad, I am doing myself no favours by posting this mindless, rushed and sloppy pieces of shite.

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And your point is?

Surely this is the only way to write and present comedy.

ISN'T IT?!!

From this post on, I promise my next sketch will be a real winner, something that will make you actually do some sort of LOL.

The times I've said that...

Honestly, if you stopped at the "I really don't" line it's not all bad. It begs a reveal of the vagina suit though.

You're right David, you have a good eye for these things.

Or if he was currently wearing the vagina suit. I also agree with David it would be a good ending even if i did like the tit joke.