Quote: Aaron @ April 12 2008, 12:04 AM BSTIf this site had been running in the 70s (technology permitting, of course), I'm fairly sure that Charley's posts alone would have had Mark and I done under the Obscene Publications Act.
Especially as she'd have been about 3 years old.
That David has given me an idea. Bear with me a second, I am just going to get my friends 3 year old...........................
Chloe wants to type something.....
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No Chloe is not foreign, I asked what she just wrote and she replied "Cant you f**king read".
It's too early to laugh, but I did anyway. Bravo Charlene.
You have instant access to a 3 year old Charlie. You're probably going to make a lot of new male friends in the near future and of course free admission to the Michael Jackson Fan Club. Still, a friends a friend.
Quote: Perry Nium @ April 11 2008, 8:59 PM BSTI generally use a Remington nose hair clipper Charlie, not shoot a f**king flame thrower up my hooter you mad mare.
Yeah, I should put the plans for the ''Brazilian'' on the back-burner for now then.
Back-burner! How witty.
Quote: thing @ April 12 2008, 3:24 PM BSTYeah, I should put the plans for the ''Brazilian'' on the back-burner for now then.
Man...can you imagine how much it would hurt when those nose hairs few in? Like little needles poking the inside of your nostrils.
I got it all figured now. For £25 you can go to a beautician who will stick a wax ball up your nostrils. Then tug it out. I thought i might DIY with bluetack & glue first though.
Quote: Charley @ April 12 2008, 11:04 PM BSTI got it all figured now. For £25 you can go to a beautician who will stick a wax ball up your nostrils. Then tug it out. I thought i might DIY with bluetack & glue first though.
While you're there maybe you should spend a couple of hundred pounds extra.
Quote: David Chapman @ April 12 2008, 11:17 PM BSTWhile you're there maybe you should spend a couple of hundred pounds extra.
From the man with 8ft long grey whiskas snaking down his nostrils & curling around his skinless toes.
Quote: Charley @ April 12 2008, 11:19 PM BSTFrom the man with 8ft long grey whiskas snaking down his nostrils & curling around his skinless toes.
Quote: roscoff @ April 12 2008, 1:46 PM BSTYou have instant access to a 3 year old Charlie. You're probably going to make a lot of new male friends in the near future and of course free admission to the Michael Jackson Fan Club. Still, a friends a friend.
I meant to lol at that ages ago. Still makes me lol.
Quote: Aaron @ April 12 2008, 9:24 PM BSTBack-burner! How witty.
Nooooo, - - - - I was trying to get u all to simmer down.
Quote: Charley @ April 12 2008, 11:04 PM BSTI got it all figured now. For £25 you can go to a beautician who will stick a wax ball up your nostrils. Then tug it out. I thought i might DIY with bluetack & glue first though.
Seriously Charley, have you ever considered doing stand-up?
If you collect together all your posts from the BSG you will have at least a few days solid of pure gold stand-up. I'm serious.
Awww Fankoo, but I think I would just stand up & shake. Then wee would come out. 