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How to get rid of nose hair safely?

My nose has been burnt. It looks like a giant clitoris.
I can't pluck them out. it hurts soooo!
Any ideas will be gratefuly recieved. I do not do blowies without a vodka shot though!

Burn them off. Might as well now.

Let them grow, then bead them. You could start a whole new fashion statement.
p.s. How did you burn your nose??

But Ian, what if a flame should shoot up my nose & fry my only brain cell?

Quote: Curt @ April 11 2008, 7:53 PM BST

Let them grow, then bead them. You could start a whole new fashion statement.
p.s. How did you burn your nose??

Laughing out loud
With a lighter, trying to remove hair. :(

Quote: Charley @ April 11 2008, 7:50 PM BST

My nose has been burnt. It looks like a giant clitoris.
I can't pluck them out. it hurts soooo!
Any ideas will be gratefuly recieved. I do not do blowies without a vodka shot though!

Take a big breath and YANK?

Quote: Aaron @ April 11 2008, 7:55 PM BST

Take a big breath and YANK?

I done that earlier to some pictures on here. I used both hands & now they are to stiff to clutch.

Quote: Aaron @ April 11 2008, 7:55 PM BST

Take a big breath and YANK?

That's the best chat-up line I've ever heard.

Quote: Charley @ April 11 2008, 7:54 PM BST

But Ian, what if a flame should shoot up my nose & fry my only brain cell?

Well, I seem to cope just fine.

Burning away your unwanted hair....YIKES that sounds painful! Ever hear trimming Charlie? Just get some medical scissors.
If that's how you get rid of all your unwanted hair I would hate to get a wiff of your place.

Her place smells of plaice.

I generally use a Remington nose hair clipper Charlie, not shoot a f**king flame thrower up my hooter you mad mare.

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Is that pony purposely displaying it's naughty bits?

What exactly did you edit zooo?

I'm sure it couldn't be worse than any of her other posts.

There was just a stray 't' in the title, a typo.

I would never edit one of her actual posts! They are gold.

If this site had been running in the 70s (technology permitting, of course), I'm fairly sure that Charley's posts alone would have had Mark and I done under the Obscene Publications Act.

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