The Shannon Mathews case has badly affected much of my work for charity. For years I 've worked as a volunteer for Talent Acadmies for Kids Educational Resources. I ran a school for very shy skids, called the Project for Integrating Shy Students. Yes for years I have been a PISS TAKER. Now my three newest pupils, Sue Denim, May Dupp, and Boris Can't-be-bothered-to-think-of-a-pun-skee, have all been kidnapped. And as they are so shy no one has ever seen them, the school being disguised as a filth strewn studio flat (on account of the little darlings being shy). The McCanne's called the police on me when I asked for a donation to help look for them, and the Police have given me a caution.
So come on dig deep, and help a PISS TAKER, find some May Dupp kids.
