I've been here a while now but I never ever did one of these introduction things. So here goes, HELLO!!!!, I'm Paul a comedy writer at the great old age of 18. Anyway that's it really just thought I'd introduce myself properly.
A very late hello
Hello Paulus Maximus.
Oh yeah, we was going to ban you, thanks for reminding us.
Only kidding!
'ello 
Hey Paul!
Hello!! 
And welcome (bit late) to the show!
Jake How?
And reopen it 5 minutes later ?
Welcome Paul. Hi, I'm Paul, I know funny isn't it.
No, it's not I just died a little inside...
Hi Paul!
You will like this site. Why don't you post some sketches? You can do that in the critique section, but be careful not to make them too long or without enough gags.