Sex sketch starring Jesus

MAN AND WOMAN IN BED. THE MAN IS ON TOP AND IS DRESSED AS JESUS AND IS REALLY GOING FOR IT. FINALLY HE REACHES CLIMAX AND COLLAPSES CLEARLY EXHAUSTED. THE WOMAN LOOKS DISTINCTLY UNIMPRESSED.

WOMAN: Well?

MAN: Well what?

WOMAN: I'm waiting for the second coming.

MAN: C'mon! Let me get me strength back!

WOMAN: Oh for God's sake! We've been waiting 2000 years!

END

Well it's funny, but also a bit obvious.

"Can't you get wood and nail me,"
"That's a sensitive subject,"

Sounds more like a David Chapman reply than a sketch. Sorry Tummble. No, I'm really sorry

Didn't do it for me, sorry. Although Jesus doing someone doggy style is a funny set up.