This premise courtesy of Winterlight.
INT. OFFICE – DAY
OFFICE WORKERS BEAVER AWAY AT THEIR COMPUTERS. THE MANAGER WALKS IN.
MANAGER:
Right, you lot, time to head off.
WORKER #1:
No way!
MANAGER:
Haven't you lot got homes to go to?
WORKER #2:
Come on, Ted, one more spreadsheet!
MANAGER:
This isn't a debate. Pack your bags, it's time to go!
WORKER #3:
I've been queuing for the copier for fifteen minutes! Come on, Ted, just a quick double sided!
MANAGER:
No.
WORKER #3:
Make it a single?
MANAGER:
Just clear off!
WORKER #2:
How about a shut in?
MANAGER:
No chance.
WORKER #1:
Can't we get some take out at least? I'm gasping!
MANAGER:
(SIGH)
Tell you what I'll do. I've got a couple of expense reports need going through...
WORKER #3:
…just two?
MANAGER:
I'm sorry, you'll have to share.
THE WORKERS GRUMBLE.
MANAGER:
But if I don't see them on my desk eight o' clock tomorrow morning, you're all fired!
WORKERS:
Yay!
