BSG Thread title game

I sometimes amuse myself by looking at the 'Active Threads' page and combining random titles to make bizarre and obscure statements.

For example, currently you can have:

• Saxondale - Third series Written by/Created by Cats
• What's going on with Shannon's family writing sketches?
• Quickie [with a] Monk. Was it easier in the old days?

You can also do this with the onscreen TV guide when watching the box.

'David, it's over to you...'

You're weeeeeird.

Exactly how much time do you have on your hands? A dose of National Service would sort you out.

OK, it's a shit game - I'll play with myself...er, on my own!