REPORTER TO KAREN MATTHEWS
REPORTER:
Karen how do you respond to the charges that you witheld vital information from the police?
KAREN:
No comment.
Silence of the Karen
Ba dum dum tsch...
I like how generic this topical gag could be. You could send it to every topical show with whatever story is hanging around!
Behold ajp! Genericiser of the topical gag!
Dan
Short, sharp and with a Roger Moore type, knowing smile at the end.
kjs
Very Quick! Very Good.
I'm not sure I get it. I might. But I might not.
Can someone explain without making me feel one millimetre tall?
Okaythanks.
The beautiful and caring mother Karen Matthews has been charged with Perverting the Course of Justice... ie, she forgot to mention to the police that Shannon was hiding under the bed at her step-uncles house... ALLEGEDLY....
kjs
So the 'no comment' is funny because she's made 'no comments' all the way through.
...right?
Correct...
kjs
Right. I'm with you!
Do accept my apologies.
I don't think there's any need to apologise. 
kjs
I do.
Then I shall get on my f**king knees and beg your forgiveness sir.
Better?
It'll do.
Woo!
Could you help me up?
No, I'd rather you stay down there. I can keep an eye on you that way.