Do you call anyone by a pet name. I call my husband "Melon head" (on account of his ENORMOUS head) or Anus & he calls me "Bitch".
My sons are Toss & Ers & my mum is The Beast of Burden.
Pet names for your loves!
I get shortened to Roo a lot. I have also been "lovingly" dubbed "Gillian" by my flatmates after Brian from family guy's really stupid blonde girlfriend. I don't know whether to laugh or cry! When I try to ask peeps if this is fair, everyone suddenly needs to do something else!
Quote: Charley @ April 9 2008, 7:34 PM BSTDo you call anyone by a pet name. I call my husband "Melon head"
I call my missus that, how amusing.
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ April 9 2008, 7:38 PM BSTI get shortened to Roo a lot. I have also been "lovingly" dubbed "Gillian" by my flatmates after Brian from family guy's really stupid blonde girlfriend.
Oh no you're not that bad are you!
Quote: Paul W @ April 9 2008, 7:40 PM BST
I thought the signs at train stations saying "passengers may alight here" were spots people on long journeys could hop off for 5 mins and have a fag. 
I get called Bobin, Batman and Hood which are quite obvious. Also Molly after Miss Clock in Scrubs.
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ April 9 2008, 7:38 PM BSTWhen I try to ask peeps if this is fair, everyone suddenly needs to do something else!
So, the weather...
Allison started calling me Pickle after she watched Space for the first time this year. She uses Marsha’s accent when she does it “PICK’O” or however she says it.
I had a pet name for one ex I used it once...Thinking back probably in bad taste.
My pet name for my kids [which as they are now 13 and 15 they hate] are Pooby 1 and Pooby 2. This stems from my daughter when she was four who turned to her older brother after he'd been annoying her and said 'You're just a big Pooby!' Didn't know what it meant then, don't know now.
My childhood sweetheart and i use to have pet names for each other.
He was "Insensitive Twat"
I was "Stupid Bitch"
4 of the most romantic months of my young life.
I'm Elles... or EJP (said quick).
I was called Snuggles by my ex... or Ellie Mae.
Quote: EllieJP @ April 10 2008, 10:23 AM BSTI was called Snuggles Smuggles by my ex...
'Cos she smuggles drugs into the country underneath her tits.
When I was younger the pet name for all my girlfriends used to be ‘Ex’…… I found it saved time!