Hi im Si,
look forward to writing and chatting together. wish id found this place earlier 
howdy
Hi,
Like the little flag smiley thing I'm Gav (hence the username). Welcome and I look foward to reading your stuff. What sorta comedy you into?
Any way done the handshake thing, I must return to building my bar in the basement.
Welcome Si hope you enjoy it here
Thx guys,
Im into good comedy. simple! Larry David is king. I love Curb your eunthsiasm, but im a huge fan of uk comedy, the pythons, dads army, marion and geoff, green wing, very underrated. I dont like factory comedy like two pints, made to be made. My opinion is that unpredictability is the key to comedy. If someone knows the punchline it isnt a joke its a story. just my personal opinion. Oh i love The Boosh. but yeah i love the usual milarchy. Porridge, blackadder, Alan Partridge is great. The office cant help but be an influence. My target audience is definetly Teleision, a bbc audience. Im aiming for bbc 3.
Salutations Si and welcome to the group.
Welcome Si and very good luck to you. I tried writing years ago and had some nice letters back..(Nice letters back didn't pay the rent)
Aitch,
H im already a fan. I loved steptoe, genius. yeah im hoping the letters will start to include cheques. one day. 
Hi Si. I love snakey names.
Gavin: Does your basement bar do real ale?
hello nice to meet you and welcome to the site
My bar does all kinds of ale's fella whats your poison, even got a cute barmaid whos a little to flirty. No Alcho pops though, strictly no trainers I'm afraid 
Is she too dirty,
Is she too flirty,
Does she like what you like?
etc.