Quote: Leevil @ April 9 2008, 7:36 PM BSTI used to make the joke before anyone else could, thus taking away the mean bullies power. But really, I just liked making stupid in-your-endos and puns, I thought it WAS big 'n clever and still do.
I used to do the same thing it helped you laugh with the bully... but I had to battle with being morbidly obese, having bad teeth and being ugly.
Sorting out the first 2 out of 3 can't be bad 
I was obsessed with Blackadder and the Monty Python films when I was about 6. I used to get my friends to watch them, but they always got bored and wanted to go and play in the park.
Losers.
Then I loved Hitchikers Guide and Red Dwarf. I also loved Harold Lloyd films. But I never realised I was a 'comedy fan' as such. Only now I look back can I see I was a bit obsessed.
Quote: zooo @ April 9 2008, 8:25 PM BSTI was obsessed with Blackadder and the Monty Python films when I was about 6. I used to get my friends to watch them, but they always got bored and wanted to go and play in the park.
Losers.
Quote: Paul W @ April 9 2008, 8:13 PM BSTbut I had to battle with being morbidly obese, having bad teeth and being ugly.
Woh harsh man! I have this picture in my head of the ugliest kid in the world right now.
You're meant to be thinking of Paul, not me.
Pah. We've all seen the pics now.
Unless you've had a full body transplant?
What’s with all the self deprivation from you folks?
Chicks dig confidence.
Take my buddy Brian for instance. He actually creates his own confidence:
Brian looks though the bank garbage for a receipt with a lot of money written on it, stuff it in your wallet and when you go to buy a girl a drink be sure it falls out and have them pick it up. He also caries around a key to an old BMW that he found at a scrap yard and when he takes her home he says “OH shit they toed my car again, It’s ok I’ll call a cab”.
p.s. Brian’s method is extreme…and he’s a bit of a creep BUT he’s a master player! We joke about it with him all the time so it's all good.
Quote: zooo @ April 9 2008, 9:10 PM BSTPah. We've all seen the pics now.
Unless you've had a full body transplant?
Ha!
Quote: Curt @ April 9 2008, 9:14 PM BSTWhat's with all the self deprivation from you folks?
It's called truth and honesty. Not something I'd expect a part-Frenchie to know much about.
(Sorry, couldn't help myself on that last bit.)
Quote: Curt @ April 9 2008, 9:14 PM BSTTake my buddy Brian for instance. He actually creates his own confidence:
Brian looks though the bank garbage for a receipt with a lot of money written on it, stuff it in your wallet and when you go to buy a girl a drink be sure it falls out and have them pick it up. He also caries around a key to an old BMW that he found at a scrap yard and when he takes her home he says “OH shit they toed my car again, It’s ok I’ll call a cab”.
p.s. Brian’s method is extreme...and he’s a bit of a creep BUT he’s a master player! We joke about it with him all the time so it's all good.
A BIT of a creep?! Jeeeesus. I am so glad I'm not a single woman living near him.
Gold digging women: 0
Brian: uncountable.
Aaron: possibly also 0
Quote: Curt @ April 9 2008, 8:50 PM BST
Not far...
Quote: Curt @ April 9 2008, 9:29 PM BSTGold digging women: 0
Brian: uncountable.
Aaron: possibly also 0
I've been trying to work out what this means.
But I can't.
It's a Scoreboard of wins.
Wins at what though? 
I'll tell you when you're older.
Wins of what though?