A DEPRESSED MAN IS SAT AT A TABLE WRITING A SUICIDE NOTE. AS HE WRITES WE HEAR CAN HEAR THE WORDS BEING PUT ON PAPER
MAN: Dear World. I just can't take any more. No matter what I do I never get it right. I just make people unhappy - I've let everyone down. Things just seem to go wrong too many times. It'll only be better when I'm gone.
VOICEOVER: This has been a party political suicide note by the Labour Party
END
Big day for suicide gags!
Like the sketch, I really do.
Felt a bit obvious
I must be asleep today then. Never saw it coming and loved it! 
Thanks Sofa! 
You've really cheered me up on a day where I contemplate being homeless on June 13th. 
However, I also had to laugh when I saw this on the forum...
Bottom right.
'Suicide Note by Tuumble' which has been put up for critique. How peverse!
Things aren't quite that bad. 