Any one want this stinker.
Carla Bruni, Bruni sounds like brown eye. Phil thought she was offering him bum sex when he heard her name. That's why he collapsed.
All yours to do with as you please.
Although if it gets into Tilt and I don't, I might throw a cat at you.
Well, I certainly don't know why you chose to ditch that amazing punchline. ;-)
Didn't he collapse over a week after he met her?
Carla Bruni is too obscure. Why not change it to Susan F**kmyass. That would be more likely to be misunderstood.
Susan f**kmyass, does such a woman exist?
I suppose it could be Can-I F**k (Coni Huq)formerly of Bluepeter holding a torch for him?
There has to be something in the 'Don't it make my Bruni blue?' realm.
Quote: sootyj @ April 8 2008, 8:07 PM BSTI suppose it could be Can-I F**k (Coni Huq)formerly of Bluepeter holding a torch for him?
Blue Peter*
Quote: Godot Taxis @ April 8 2008, 7:00 PM BSTCarla Bruni is too obscure. Why not change it to Susan F**kmyass. That would be more likely to be misunderstood.
