British Comedy Guide

Court Sketch

INT. DAY. COURT.

JUDGE: You have been charged with, ahem..sorry.. charged with the crime of, ha
(takes drink of water).. the crime of ho, ho.. prosecution carry on please.

PROSECUTION: I put it to you that, ha, ha. On the morning of, ha, ha, ha.. please no more, (COLLAPSES ON FLOOR IN HYSTERICS)

DEFENCE: My client wishes, ha, ha.. to express his, ho ho

JURY: We find him, ha, ha, guilty or not guilty, ho,ho. Who knows? Who cares?
Excuse the jury, we cant carry on (JURORS ARE IN FITS OF GIGGLES)

LOTS OF BACK SLAPPING AND GUFFAWING IN THE PUBLIC GALLERY

CUT TO HOME SCENE

WOMAN: Did you get a driving ban dear?

CAMERA PANS TO REVEAL A CLOWN

CLOWN: No, it got laughed out of court.

Haha... Yeah, a bit of a groaner but did the job.

nothing like a good groaner. excellent Laughing out loud

I like it, but for this to work the clown needs to lose. He's trying to get his ban written off but they won't take him seriously.

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